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sisterjameela
  • Town/Country : Panama
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sisterjameela : I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.

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Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by dangerousknitter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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