About sisterjameela : I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.
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by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/12/2013 at 6:01pm / United States / Health
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML
by Thai rice mistake / 02/12/2013 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 6:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
by Misunderstood Waitress / 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Work
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML
by Bug / 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
by Skidmark Sally / 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm / United States (New Mexico) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
- Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera.… Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town,… Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka"…