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Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (43625) - you deserved it (1392)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (22698) - you deserved it (6302)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (50156) - you deserved it (4590)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (7050) - you deserved it (14337)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

#7059140 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (14620) - you deserved it (6323)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

#6953909 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (4164) - you deserved it (63942)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

#6914800 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (17853) - you deserved it (2315)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

#6852058 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (9098) - you deserved it (17519)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (729)

I agree, your life sucks (445635) - you deserved it (30141)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104 (351)

I agree, your life sucks (293615) - you deserved it (16506)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (344258) - you deserved it (17151)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (377575) - you deserved it (54175)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6 (449)

I agree, your life sucks (69705) - you deserved it (28667)

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