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Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

#13653582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19145) - you deserved it (3681)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29226) - you deserved it (2257)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

#11866175
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30901) - you deserved it (2370)

On 07/14/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Depressed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent 5 hours preparing dinner for my finace's grandparents, whom I've never met. At dinner, his grandmother says to him "If you're going to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, at least make sure she can cook." I'm the executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. FML

#334008
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78325) - you deserved it (3786)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by chefdujour (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55753) - you deserved it (24214)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)



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