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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by buiuuum / 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by ken / 07/19/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Cinnamon / 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy
by McKenna / 07/16/2011 at 12:10am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by krissy8799 / 07/15/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
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