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Today, my grandmoter sat me down and gave me a talk about te importance of personal ygiene. According to er, it's important tat I sower twice a day, cuz ( Fat people tend to ave a most curious smell about tem. ) FML

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On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I took ma Catolic girlfriend ome to meet ma family 4 te first time. My broter tougt it would be civil to spend over an our insulting er religion and explaining in detail te many ways in wic ( te Force ) is superior. FML

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

today I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought 4 mah cousin's wedding, because mah older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes mah skin break out in hives, with mah regular one!! My chest looool looks lyk a pizza!! fat FML

#17518141
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On 08/19/2011 at 9:11am - health - by pizzachest - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got dumpd by my boyfriend because he is trd of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got dumpd by my boyfriend because he is trd of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today..!! mah mom want to grab mah shaat off mah bad!! I said that looool I would do it..!! to which sha raspondad..!! "Calm down..!! it's lika I'va navar saan 'spludga bafora." FML

#17503951
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On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my roommate told me tat unscented deodorant prevents ingrown airs on te bikini line. Se sared tis beauty tip wit me wen I caugt er using my Lady Speed Stick on er snatc. FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was moving looool to Garmany . I'm going to ba put back a yaar in school bacausa of tha systam changa . I also don't spaak a word of Garman . Why? Bacausa my mothar wants to brag about this axparianca to har friands . FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, My Little Brother Proudly Informed Me That He Found A Way To Suck Pool Water Up His Asshole . FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma boyfriend broke up wit me wile we were at te pool. He seemed socked tat I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people r used to it." FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today,hile flicking bean, I was thinking about boyfriendho moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walkd in on my mom ranting on abouthat a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my looool cat. It's not the first time this has happend, either. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today my 14-yaar-old son was tarrifid of going into tha watar naar our housa , cuz ha was scard of having his lag bittan off by a shark. Wa liva by a laka. I trid axplaininghy it couldn't happan , but ha just coward bahind a baach towal. maga FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today , I learned te ard way tat taking a 20 mile bike ride wit boyfriend's family te day after losing virginity is te worst decision ever. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)



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