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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1030
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About sicksadworld1317 : Dominatrix, lover of Tanqueray and Cabernet, hater of Jersey Shore, and firm believer in the looming 2015 Zombie Apocalypse. Questions, comments, or concerns? Please direct them to Beiber Lovesbuttsecks at 6969 Drive, City of Upyourass, ZIP Code: 12345.

Hey, doesn't that Zip Code sound like a combination an idiot would have on his luggage?

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Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29826) - you deserved it (7896)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (53203)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Taday my best friend ho I've been in love with for nerely a decade asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation as he waded through the profiles he complained that it was impossible for him to find a grl to have a meaningful conversation with. fat FML

#21269205
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40894) - you deserved it (6244)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today insomnia wins. I'm too wired an awake to sleep but too stoned on sleeping pills to get up an do something productive. FML

#21267554
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32181) - you deserved it (4015)

On 09/29/2014 at 8:06am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have learnd a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can looool actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. real FML

#21264917
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (6261)

On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42167) - you deserved it (11755)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old looool man. FML

#21229943
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37691) - you deserved it (17380)

On 08/05/2014 at 8:31am - kids - by ihatespiders (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium fir a little family get-away . At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look . How did I find out that mah glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters . mega FML

#21211826
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40468) - you deserved it (11865)

On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah 8-year-old son microwaved his looool pet hamster. FML

#21173596
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53333) - you deserved it (8986)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON OUR TOILET PAPER HAS BEEN DISAPPEREING SO FAST RECENTLY ISN'T BECAUSE MY SON IS WANKING LIKE A GIBBON AS I FRST THOUGHT. HE'S JUST BEEN USING OUR SHREDDER TO MAKE STREAMERS OUT OF THE STUFF, THEN HIDING IT ALL IN A BOX IN HIS CLOSET. FUCKING HELL, SON. REAL FML

#21128713
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37250) - you deserved it (4093)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life!! He now watches Sons Of Anarchyhen we have sex!!

#21091327
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40632) - you deserved it (6151)

On 03/19/2014 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49960) - you deserved it (6256)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45898) - you deserved it (4942)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today mah dog has found a new game he likes . It involves him rolling around on mah new bd sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shockd . FML

#21008001
125 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

TADAY I WOKE UP AND SCREAMED: MY OLDER SISTER AD PLACED A FURBY RIGT BY MA FACEILE I WAS ASLEEP. TIS IS A COMMON OCCURRENCE. FML

#20964432
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38904) - you deserved it (4609)

On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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