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sicksadworld1317

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sicksadworld1317

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1227
  • Number of comments : 191
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About sicksadworld1317 : Dominatrix, lover of Tanqueray and Cabernet, hater of Jersey Shore, and firm believer in the looming 2015 Zombie Apocalypse. Questions, comments, or concerns? Please direct them to Beiber Lovesbuttsecks at 6969 Drive, City of Upyourass, ZIP Code: 12345.

Hey, doesn't that Zip Code sound like a combination an idiot would have on his luggage?

Penis.

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Fucked!<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:33pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 4:30am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 11:29pm<b>ccb1992</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 4:53am<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:27pm<b>allplayedout</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:29pm<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:32pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 10:24am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:03pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:51am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:11am<b>Sfwrty</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 6:43am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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sicksadworld1317's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (2118)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML

#21425623
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (3376)

On 06/13/2015 at 9:27pm - animals - by patient_mom - Australia (Victoria)

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

#21423927
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22659) - you deserved it (1794)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

#21417667
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15270) - you deserved it (23463)

On 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm - health - by not a kiddy fiddler really (man) - United States (California)

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29891) - you deserved it (3116)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27406) - you deserved it (5064)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

#21369803
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98) - you deserved it (4911)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43311) - you deserved it (19608)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33753) - you deserved it (7167)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18780) - you deserved it (55552)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34455) - you deserved it (4992)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33978) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

#21328958
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26521) - you deserved it (6273)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:18pm - animals - by TaddM21 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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