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Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52664) - you deserved it (3506)

On 05/16/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by uglyguy252 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (80112)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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