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  • Town/Country : Nowhere, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8409) - you deserved it (24086)

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