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About shuttingyouup : I cannot stand obnoxious people. So, uhm. Yeah, that's why I'm here. >:[

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Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML



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