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About shugacube : Most of these fmls I would like to hear the other side to the story or more of it. Especially the outcome. Also show me a picture of the person who's writing the post. That would make this awesome!

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Taday I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tres, an walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, an busted my head on the floor. mega FML

#1314307
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45756) - you deserved it (4994)

On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at te gymen I saw one of my friends at te water fountain. I went over an gave im a man ass slapile e was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now ave a black eye. FML

#1288904
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12205) - you deserved it (60018)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:20pm - health - by JohnFarrell (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I parkd mah car on the street late at night , when I was distractd by a text message. Some guy then gets in mah passenger side. Panickd , thinking I was bieng robbd , I bolt out of mah car bruising mah head and dropping mah phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

#1278797
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42435) - you deserved it (6295)

On 04/23/2009 at 11:53pm - misc - by NoFightResponse (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to mah hot nieghbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's mah daughter". FML

#1243795
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10141) - you deserved it (75290)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I Brought A Cute Guy Back From The Bar To Have Sex. He Was Drunk So He Had Trouble Getting It Up An I Said Jokingly "you Need To Work On That". We Fell Asleep An I Woke Up The Next Morning To Him Gone An A Note That Said "you Need To Work On Not Farting In Yur Sleep". FML

#1222534
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22000) - you deserved it (81910)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Taday I was at a party. Te girl I'm madly in love wit referred to me as er 'Gay Friend.' Se refused to kiss me in Spin-te-Bottle as 'Se didn't want to do anyting wit anyone tat nigt'. Se ten made out, and slept wit, my 'best friend'om se ad never met before. FML

#1218026
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73134) - you deserved it (5926)

On 04/22/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Bo (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Yesterday I Told Mah Mom That I Was Taking Antidepressants Cuz I Hate Myself . She Said "That's Not Surprising . You Hate Everybody . And, Your Kind Of A Bitch." FML

#1154114
226 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think!! When I was done I asked fir questions!! A kid says, "Miss, I get that your not into being cool, but your wearing your pants inside out.' He was right!! FML

#1148346
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41879) - you deserved it (23670)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:21am - misc - by indi1011 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE APPLE STORE TAKING RANDOM PICTURES OF MYSELF. I TOOK ONE WITH A REALLY STUPID FACE. THIS GIRL PASSES BY AND SAYS, "WOW, THAT'S A COOL EFFECT! YOU LOOK JUST LYK AN ALIEN!" I WASN'T USING ANY EFFECTS. IT WAS A REGULAR PICTURE. FML

#1090748
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46999) - you deserved it (9694)

On 04/18/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the daycare center that I volunteer at, a 5 year old boy askd me "What do u dohen u really want something?" . I told him to try his best to get it and give it his best . He endd up stealing from the donation box andhen he was caught he said that I told him to do it .

#1086361
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50109) - you deserved it (5813)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:51pm - kids - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I came home from work to find that mah neighbor's trash bins are still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid runs out an shoots me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar an he ruined mah new suit. FML

#1060859
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51987) - you deserved it (6331)

On 04/17/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ruined_suit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the supermarket an I see this little boy trying to reach 4 something on the top shelf!! I go over to him an ask if his mom knows where he is!! The boy turns around!! He was actually a very angry midget!! FML

#1054716
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (52046)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I locked mah keys in mah car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA , and then waiting a half hour , the guy showed up , he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked , ( You couldn't just reach in? ) I forgot I left the window open. FML

#1054531
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10605) - you deserved it (99279)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab mah knee; I screamd loud in terror. When I opend mah eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologizd fir hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

#1050390
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41681) - you deserved it (6660)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by bluemonday - Canada (Alberta)



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