About Shugacube
Most of these fmls I would like to hear the other side to the story or more of it. Especially the outcome. Also show me a picture of the person who's writing the post. That would make this awesome!
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Shugacube's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

By bobthenun / Wednesday 20 March 2013 21:16 / United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 March 2013 21:01 / Germany - M?hlhausen

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

By paulinapo / Thursday 28 March 2013 13:52 / United States - Staten Island

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

By Kimberpoo - / Thursday 14 March 2013 06:21 / United States - San Diego

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

By fredo - / Tuesday 19 March 2013 12:31 / United States - Ames