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sheethapins
  • Town/Country : 9th Gate, Hell
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1463
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sheethapins : Warning: Material may not be suitable for audience members under the age of 17. Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello, I see that you wanted to know a little more about me then? Wanted to get a bit more personal, huh? Well, I shan't deny you.

Let's play the "like" game.

I like-
Cutting into a fresh piece of construction paper.
Plutonium.
My favorite stuffed bear.
Hunky guys.
Seemingly innocent ladies.
Sarcasm.
You.
Literacy.

Favorite FML Commenters.
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I have completed my profile, I am off to rule the world.

Victory is mine!

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Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15706) - you deserved it (26874)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15315) - you deserved it (37597)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML

#16116950
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20672) - you deserved it (13724)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Phantommajik - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27380) - you deserved it (9165)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27380) - you deserved it (9165)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

#16112933
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26490) - you deserved it (2557)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:55pm - misc - by whyme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

#16076552
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28649) - you deserved it (9004)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by lawl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

#16064729
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (5035)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML

#16032358
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (2087)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by LightsOut - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22026) - you deserved it (3550)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States



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