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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2436
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sheethapins : Warning: Material may not be suitable for audience members under the age of 17. Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello, I see that you wanted to know a little more about me then? Wanted to get a bit more personal, huh? Well, I shan't deny you.

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I like-
Cutting into a fresh piece of construction paper.
Plutonium.
My favorite stuffed bear.
Hunky guys.
Seemingly innocent ladies.
Sarcasm.
You.
Literacy.

Favorite FML Commenters.
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I have completed my profile, I am off to rule the world.

Victory is mine!

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Today, I took mah 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requestd !! When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, mah daughter said "How do u know mah name?" The teller just lookd at her and held up her birth certificate !! I raisd a nitwit !! FML

#17063705
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (11445)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

#16999311
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27437) - you deserved it (3291)

On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

my boyfriand trid to maka ma waar a faka mustacha during sax. Ha said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46260) - you deserved it (4859)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (4941)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my daughter was chargd with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26882) - you deserved it (6626)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I got mugged. As the guysho took mah purse were about to walk away , mah cellphone rang in mah pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37984) - you deserved it (2895)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I found cigaratta butts at tha bottom of tha toastar. My mothar has baan dropping tham in thara for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31486) - you deserved it (3003)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32550) - you deserved it (12396)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

I Bought A Dog To Make Me Feel Less Lonely. He Ran Away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51691) - you deserved it (7482)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

I lockd lips with someone, or rather something, other than family fir the frst time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

#16486194
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27287) - you deserved it (6750)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a woman run down mah street screaming, "Fuck u cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was mah mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44318) - you deserved it (3132)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went sped dating!! I arrivd at looool mah frst date an she lookd me up an down an said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

#16473954
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30770) - you deserved it (3610)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:01pm - love - by nikto (man) -

Today, I was slammd onto mah car, thrown on the ground, and arrestd for outstanding warrant from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67253) - you deserved it (3738)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to give a reference 4 a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16507) - you deserved it (27886)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada



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