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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2595
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sheethapins : Warning: Material may not be suitable for audience members under the age of 17. Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello, I see that you wanted to know a little more about me then? Wanted to get a bit more personal, huh? Well, I shan't deny you.

Let's play the "like" game.

I like-
Cutting into a fresh piece of construction paper.
Plutonium.
My favorite stuffed bear.
Hunky guys.
Seemingly innocent ladies.
Sarcasm.
You.
Literacy.

Favorite FML Commenters.
iAmScrubs
every1luvsboners
Flockz
DocBastard

I have completed my profile, I am off to rule the world.

Victory is mine!

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sheethapins's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32159) - you deserved it (11922)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

#16999311
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29805) - you deserved it (3490)

On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46375) - you deserved it (4876)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (5040)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31743) - you deserved it (3521)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28231) - you deserved it (6771)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38115) - you deserved it (2900)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33032) - you deserved it (3118)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32676) - you deserved it (12411)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51806) - you deserved it (7501)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

#16486194
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27372) - you deserved it (6753)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44465) - you deserved it (3137)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

#16473954
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32278) - you deserved it (3745)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:01pm - love - by nikto (man) -

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67405) - you deserved it (3753)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17798) - you deserved it (29778)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada



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