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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2644
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sheethapins : Warning: Material may not be suitable for audience members under the age of 17. Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello, I see that you wanted to know a little more about me then? Wanted to get a bit more personal, huh? Well, I shan't deny you.

Let's play the "like" game.

I like-
Cutting into a fresh piece of construction paper.
Plutonium.
My favorite stuffed bear.
Hunky guys.
Seemingly innocent ladies.
Sarcasm.
You.
Literacy.

Favorite FML Commenters.
iAmScrubs
every1luvsboners
Flockz
DocBastard

I have completed my profile, I am off to rule the world.

Victory is mine!

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sheethapins's favorite FMLs

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

#17894609
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28634) - you deserved it (5515)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40093) - you deserved it (2298)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

#17586338
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (3382)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:29pm - animals - by James - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37650) - you deserved it (10116)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

#17458169
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (4971)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (2767)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (14997)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37913) - you deserved it (6255)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29261) - you deserved it (3486)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31117) - you deserved it (4204)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (3493)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

#17329183
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29333) - you deserved it (3381)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43812) - you deserved it (3578)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36484) - you deserved it (7433)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14397) - you deserved it (54588)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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