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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2435
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sheethapins : Warning: Material may not be suitable for audience members under the age of 17. Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello, I see that you wanted to know a little more about me then? Wanted to get a bit more personal, huh? Well, I shan't deny you.

Let's play the "like" game.

I like-
Cutting into a fresh piece of construction paper.
Plutonium.
My favorite stuffed bear.
Hunky guys.
Seemingly innocent ladies.
Sarcasm.
You.
Literacy.

Favorite FML Commenters.
iAmScrubs
every1luvsboners
Flockz
DocBastard

I have completed my profile, I am off to rule the world.

Victory is mine!

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Yesterday, I Was Violently Throwing Up Due To Severe Morning Sickness!! My Boyfriend Looked At Me, Then Turned An Walked Away!! In The End, My Daughter Gave Me Some Paper Towel An Her Juice!! My 18-month-old Is More Supportive Of My Pregnancy Than Her 30-year-old Father!! Mega FML

#20562509
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37904) - you deserved it (5546)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States

Today, I auditioned fir a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain an as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

#20429501
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37172) - you deserved it (4083)

On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, after having sex, mah girlfriend left mah apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her!! What? FML

Today, after having sex, mah girlfriend left mah apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her!! What? FML

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39022) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, mah boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed an spray mehile singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

#20093277
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23025) - you deserved it (4586)

On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I hered of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. fat FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (5150)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend again accusd me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayd replying to his text message so I could fed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (4841)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, I cummd home to mah fiancé an his mates playing Monopoly nakd in our backyard. FML

#18803544
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24390) - you deserved it (3170)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (24401)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (24401)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to penis as small change. real FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (5437)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after telling mah boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessd to having a swirly fetish. FML

#18414681
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23242) - you deserved it (4232)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by Jess49 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all looool be out of a job next year. FML

#18412841
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (1957)

On 12/02/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all looool be out of a job next year. FML

#18412841
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (1957)

On 12/02/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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