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sheethapins
  • Town/Country : 9th Gate, Hell
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1900
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About sheethapins : Warning: Material may not be suitable for audience members under the age of 17. Viewer discretion is advised.

Hello, I see that you wanted to know a little more about me then? Wanted to get a bit more personal, huh? Well, I shan't deny you.

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Cutting into a fresh piece of construction paper.
Plutonium.
My favorite stuffed bear.
Hunky guys.
Seemingly innocent ladies.
Sarcasm.
You.
Literacy.

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Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

#20562509
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32725) - you deserved it (4859)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

#20429501
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (3928)

On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

#20189568
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34781) - you deserved it (2828)

On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

#20093277
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19945) - you deserved it (4229)

On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (4699)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23829) - you deserved it (4704)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21970) - you deserved it (2969)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8790) - you deserved it (22333)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8790) - you deserved it (22333)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27292) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

#18414681
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18235) - you deserved it (3092)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by Jess49 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML

#18412841
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22336) - you deserved it (1688)

On 12/02/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML

#18412841
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22336) - you deserved it (1688)

On 12/02/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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