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shanie123
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1436
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (5889)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32647) - you deserved it (4402)

On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

#12990617
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34216) - you deserved it (2906)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34468) - you deserved it (3927)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

#12920070
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (5994)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

#12914621
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (5701)

On 09/05/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by misunderstood - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML

#12894594
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30648) - you deserved it (6192)

On 09/04/2010 at 12:15am - intimacy - by FMyLife5915 -

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (7737)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

#12714579
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (4389)

On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

#12638821
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27448) - you deserved it (2862)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by home owner - United States (New York)

Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML

#12598629
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47742) - you deserved it (13762)

On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

#12595665
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32377) - you deserved it (16534)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35568) - you deserved it (3799)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4760) - you deserved it (49900)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

#12404191
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32808) - you deserved it (2892)

On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)



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