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Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4840) - you deserved it (29683)

On 02/09/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by adrenochrome (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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