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  • Town/Country : noneofyourbusiness, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 639
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Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16526) - you deserved it (18645)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28861) - you deserved it (1969)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)



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