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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 781
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About seeunexttuesdays : Hey I'm 17, Egyptian, a senior, and FML rockss(:

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Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31934) - you deserved it (5181)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31189) - you deserved it (2678)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42926) - you deserved it (6136)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42926) - you deserved it (6136)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42926) - you deserved it (6136)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41954) - you deserved it (3833)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

#17064042
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22558) - you deserved it (6147)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:53am - work - by leahneedssleep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30106) - you deserved it (11420)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML

#17063593
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32898) - you deserved it (3596)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by Vic (woman) - Denmark

Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

#17057819
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26453) - you deserved it (2377)

On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
204 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

#17056931
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (14315)

On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37980) - you deserved it (6232)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31890) - you deserved it (3120)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40233) - you deserved it (6212)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)



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