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seafoam11
  • Town/Country : Maryland, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 594
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39503) - you deserved it (1474)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6955) - you deserved it (34567)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23772) - you deserved it (6717)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)



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