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by arsewipe92 / 08/30/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
by demk / 08/20/2009 at 10:51am / United States (New York) / Love
by kneesarethenewdesk / 08/19/2009 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
by juliaspaperbags / 08/16/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
by esb / 08/13/2009 at 11:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
by Morrowindwhore / 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy
Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML
by Anonymous / 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML
by amiadori / 05/01/2009 at 5:50am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 3:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Geek
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 3:19am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML
by SoggyPancakes / 03/11/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by fire0fisis / 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Money
- Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk"… Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he… Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I…