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  • Number of visits : 250
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About scrappy23 : U don't need to know bout me -_- and by the way WhY So SERIOUS? Its just a website

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Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML

#20125076
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10548) - you deserved it (34378)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML

#20125076
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10548) - you deserved it (34378)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML

#20124966
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26564) - you deserved it (1885)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:49am - love - by Enragedbitch - United States (California)

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

#20124915
130 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
113 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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202 comments

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