About sarkaar : Married.
Soon to be psychiatrist.
Martial arts addict.
Sherlock Holmes is my ideal sociopath.
About sarkaar : Married.
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sarkaar's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, Southwest officially called off the search for my lost baggage and asked me to file a claim for reimbursement. My bag had $2000 worth of dental instruments, which I won't get any compensation for since the airline doesn't take any liability for valuable items. FML
by InDebt / 02/03/2016 at 11:47pm / United States (West Virginia) / Transportation
by 99jellybean / 01/25/2016 at 10:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm / Ireland / Intimacy
Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
by glocked and goaded / 04/03/2015 at 2:08pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny tard like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
by single&alone / 03/06/2015 at 3:44pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wirral) / Miscellaneous
by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by That Guy / 11/01/2014 at 8:58am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by 4evalone / 11/01/2014 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML
by lady parts / 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 10:48pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML
by HeckIfIKnow / 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Geek
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…