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About sarahlouise0506 : • Dental nurse.
• Love music, all kinds.
• Very family orientated.

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Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35598) - you deserved it (2282)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

#19475890
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (3056)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22149) - you deserved it (1836)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

#19101039
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (1692)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:43pm - health - by Anon - United States

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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