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About sarahlouise0506 : • Dental nurse.
• Love music, all kinds.
• Very family orientated.

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Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML


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On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML


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On 02/17/2012 at 3:43pm - health - by Anon - United States

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML


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