About Sarahlouise0506
• Dental nurse. • Love music, all kinds. • Very family orientated.
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Sarahlouise0506's favorite FMLs

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

By canucks_chick / Sunday 23 October 2011 05:45 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 September 2015 14:54 / Portugal - Alhandra

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

By KenzoBVB / Wednesday 2 September 2015 03:55 / Canada

Today, I caught my neighbor picking my flowers out of the planter on my porch. When I said something to her, she ran off and knocked over the planter, smashing it. She is now acting like nothing happened. FML

By Caimimi - / Monday 30 December 2014 15:46 / United States - Ingleside

Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 November 2013 21:57 / Argentina