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Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML
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On 08/09/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by mary - United Kingdom
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by PixiXOXO (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
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On 05/23/2012 at 5:14pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)
Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)
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