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sarahlouise0506

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 853
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarahlouise0506 : • Dental nurse.
• Love music, all kinds.
• Very family orientated.

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Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

#20063186
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9207) - you deserved it (22913)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

#20053940
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (13335)

On 09/02/2012 at 11:38am - intimacy - by scot - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

#20053819
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20628) - you deserved it (4807)

On 09/02/2012 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

#20048959
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36985) - you deserved it (2549)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

#20044345
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8400) - you deserved it (35986)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

#20011526
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26315) - you deserved it (6532)

On 08/09/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by mary - United Kingdom

Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML

#19994415
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29282) - you deserved it (1738)

On 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

#19985398
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29863) - you deserved it (5207)

On 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by PixiXOXO (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35001) - you deserved it (3393)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27974) - you deserved it (3430)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

#19781971
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25494) - you deserved it (2071)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

#19779823
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22301) - you deserved it (3097)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

#19668555
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:14pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

#19664729
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28705) - you deserved it (4478)

On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35719) - you deserved it (3421)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)



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