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by Anonymous / 10/20/2010 at 3:11am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cantstoplaughing / 10/06/2010 at 12:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2010 at 12:27am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by notyoueallie / 08/20/2010 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mylifeblows / 08/19/2010 at 2:15am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by ew. / 08/17/2010 at 12:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
by Thepunchline / 08/11/2010 at 5:19am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
by Indigo_Kitten / 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Single / 08/07/2010 at 7:01am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by kiki / 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a… Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube.… Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We…
- Today, My two Co-Workers and I realized that we have been working for the same company for years as… Today, I lost my wallet during a flight. I figured it was in a bag that I had given to an attendant… Today, I discovered our dog anxiety-sharts in his sleep. I found this out after a couple nights of…