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Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -
Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China
Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 4:48am - intimacy - by fml -
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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