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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2723
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (112065)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that if u are bieng mugged, never tell your mugger u are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16400) - you deserved it (32713)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was givan an antira waak of datantion for planking on my scool dask . FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14790) - you deserved it (72629)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3349)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Yesterday , the shy girl in mah class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone , since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake , I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" 4 her , only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name , myself included. FML

#17801637
164 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital , my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home , a 2 hour drive , listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never fine a better man. Then the morphine wore off. big fat FML

#17762590
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40594) - you deserved it (2347)

On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing ( a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover ). I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. mega FML

Today, my boyfriend proposd by painting his chest with ( marry me? ) and an arrow going down . The ring was attachd to his penis with a string . FML

#17743940
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (6232)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I went to mah gyn to seehat a painful lump is under mah armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milkhen I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36242) - you deserved it (2510)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I WAS THA VICTIM OF A DRIVA-BY. THA ATTACKARS USD WATAR GUNS. FML

#17724131
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21849) - you deserved it (5850)

On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)



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