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sanchezjesus368
  • Town/Country : Nashville, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 1929
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (8579)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15061) - you deserved it (2842)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (5594)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48386) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8335) - you deserved it (45959)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

#493
17 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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