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Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML
by stanDman / 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/18/2009 at 5:24am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by chicochico / 12/19/2008 at 11:05am / Intimacy
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
by Mateo / 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm / Intimacy
by fataldisease / 12/11/2008 at 7:21am / Kids
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
by Groom / 11/30/2008 at 5:51am / Miscellaneous
by HappyGirl / 10/28/2008 at 11:57am / France (Centre) / Intimacy