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by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous
by rj / 05/12/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by T3STI / 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Kwalker3 / 05/06/2012 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
by karmafails / 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by areyouserious / 02/29/2012 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
by atsukobo / 02/23/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on… Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I… Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!''…