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Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 10:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
by facepalm / 06/05/2012 at 10:48am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
by me / 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY / 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm / United States / Money
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by Random / 01/31/2012 at 9:41am / United States / Love
by me / 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Tabby / 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Kids
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