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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1145
  • Number of comments : 350
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About saintsrocksocks : My names Colin and I love tennis. My favorite thin to do behind playing tennis is learning about Astronomy. I find learning about the world outside of the Earth's atmosphere is highly amusing. My favorite commenters are Doc, Noor, Perdix, ManInTheMachine, and KyleeKay.
1) If you're under 14, and you say you're mature for your age, your not.
2) Saying crap like, " Why the hell are you on my profile creep," does not make you creative or witty.

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (479927) - you deserved it (29259)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (703098) - you deserved it (55993)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176230) - you deserved it (34477)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181942) - you deserved it (28559)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML

#297200
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10838) - you deserved it (69391)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237397) - you deserved it (14784)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234743) - you deserved it (81902)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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