About saintsrocksocks : My names Colin and I love tennis. My favorite thin to do behind playing tennis is learning about Astronomy. I find learning about the world outside of the Earth's atmosphere is highly amusing. My favorite commenters are Doc, Noor, Perdix, ManInTheMachine, and KyleeKay.
1) If you're under 14, and you say you're mature for your age, your not.
2) Saying crap like, " Why the hell are you on my profile creep," does not make you creative or witty.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)
Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:28am - work - by titillating (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)
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