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Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2016 at 1:13am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by madib33 / 01/11/2014 at 12:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" and "you're" to my boss, and very diplomatically make her see why her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish, and English is my third language. She's American. FML
by grammarnazi-forareason / 07/03/2013 at 2:48am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Work
by fatmom / 04/10/2013 at 9:26am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Kids
by WeHitTurbulence / 03/08/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
by UnknownOperation / 09/04/2012 at 9:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
by Mandi / 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/17/2012 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML
by 635CSi / 06/06/2012 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Health
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
by screwed / 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…