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  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 87
  • Number of comments : 73
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Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17059) - you deserved it (1007)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)



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