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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 500
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About sabinob : I love Facebook! and can never get enough! If you want to know more you can add me on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000433192115

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Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

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83 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

#12890603
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On 09/03/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by stink (man) -

Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay, but make sure to finish before Gossip Girl starts." FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Sexylarry - Sent from mobile version



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