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Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)
Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -
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