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Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML
Today... I Sent A Text Message To Mah Boyfriend... Saying "Come Over In An Hour... I Love You." An Hour Later... The Doorbell Rang. It Was Mah Ex... Looking Happy An Still As Taken With Me As Before... With A Bunch Of Roses. I'd Got The Wrong Number. My Ex An Mah Boyfriend Have The Same Name. FML
TODAY, MAH 14-YEAR-OLD LITTLE SISTER ASKED ME HOW I FELT WHEN I HAD MAH FRST SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. I TOLD HER IT WAS PERSONAL AND WAS NONE OF HER BUSINESS. SHE THEN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "I THOUGHT IT WAS NICE". I'M 19 AND I'M STILL A VRGIN. FAT FML
Today... I Was Finally Able To Get To Know A Grl At University Who I'd Been Eyeing Up Fir Months. We Had A Nice Conversation. We Discovered That We Live In The Same Area... And So We Talked About That. I Told Her That The Little Restaurant Under My House Was Really Disgusting. Her Parents Own It. Mega FML
yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML
Today, I was in an online catroom speaking to tis girl tat I really it it off wit. Se ten confided in me tat se'd recently been dumped by er boyfriend an tat e was a jerk. A littliele later, we excanged potos. It was ma ex. FML
yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML
Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, we had some family over. A nasty ned to wank siezd me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupid bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switchd on, an the whole family hered me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015