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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was browsing the internet an I found a picture of mah girlfriend on uglypeople.com . FML

#568
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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML

#449
24 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Sent A Text Message To Mah Boyfriend... Saying "Come Over In An Hour... I Love You." An Hour Later... The Doorbell Rang. It Was Mah Ex... Looking Happy An Still As Taken With Me As Before... With A Bunch Of Roses. I'd Got The Wrong Number. My Ex An Mah Boyfriend Have The Same Name. FML

#432
99 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MAH 14-YEAR-OLD LITTLE SISTER ASKED ME HOW I FELT WHEN I HAD MAH FRST SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. I TOLD HER IT WAS PERSONAL AND WAS NONE OF HER BUSINESS. SHE THEN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "I THOUGHT IT WAS NICE". I'M 19 AND I'M STILL A VRGIN. FAT FML

#353
192 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Was Finally Able To Get To Know A Grl At University Who I'd Been Eyeing Up Fir Months. We Had A Nice Conversation. We Discovered That We Live In The Same Area... And So We Talked About That. I Told Her That The Little Restaurant Under My House Was Really Disgusting. Her Parents Own It. Mega FML

#352
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On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

#349
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online catroom speaking to tis girl tat I really it it off wit. Se ten confided in me tat se'd recently been dumped by er boyfriend an tat e was a jerk. A littliele later, we excanged potos. It was ma ex. FML

#321
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my grlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight . I've just realized I sent it to her brother . FML

#303
69 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
83 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answerd «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've lookd everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty ned to wank siezd me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupid bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switchd on, an the whole family hered me. FML

#37
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Yesterday, the real estate guy cummed with potential buyer to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Yesterday, the real estate guy cummed with potential buyer to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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