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Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

By bitches. - / Monday 15 June 2009 00:39 / United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 June 2009 20:10 / United States

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

By rain - / Monday 1 June 2009 02:05 / United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

By baron - / Monday 1 June 2009 17:36 / United States

Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

By anonymous - / Monday 1 June 2009 07:05 / Korea Republic of