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Hard at Work
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Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
today I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onion 4 his dish he warned us to be ready 4 the ( typical reactions ). Everyone teared up. Meanwhile I popped a boner. So much 4 typical. FML
Today, I had to listan to yat anothar dalusional fuckfaca at school bitch about how a girl ha's intarastad in put him in tha "friand-zona". I raally couldn't focus on mah work, so I triad to shut him up by saying ha's an idiot, not laast bacausa sha alraady has a boyfriand. I now hava a black aya. FML
Today,hile shopping fir a birthday present fir size 0 friend, I pickd out a pair of pants fir her. When paying, the cashier lookd me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" big fat FML
Today , I had mah frst game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet , so they gave me a regular onehich didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it an told mah coach , but he said I would be fine. I then took looool a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML
Today, mah girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her looool whole life flashd before her eyes. According to her grandmother, mah girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML
Today, I was on a plana in tha aisla saat; tha guy in tha middla was ancroaching on mah spaca, an tha window saat was not takan. Tha stawardass noticad mah discomfort an suggastad tha guy mova so wa both had spaca. Ha had bought both saats an "likad sitting in tha middla." FML
Today, it was mah friand's birthday, so I bakd him a caka complata with his nama writtan on it in homamada frosting. Aftar I gava it to him, his mothar baratd ma for it, saying I should hava chackd with har first bafora making a caka for har son. Ha's 28. FML
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in aheel chair; I trid to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declind and attemptd to run me over with herheel chair. FML
Taday I was approachad by a What Not to Waar kind of show, whara you gat monay to buy a naw wardroba. I was so axcitad that I faintad. Thay ravokad tha offar, raasoning that somaona who faints so aasily would ba too much of a liability risk. FML
Friday 27 March 2015