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Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

By Hellosinglelife - / Thursday 28 March 2013 22:35 / Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

By CoolStoryBro / Friday 29 March 2013 08:23 /

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML

By Appelflap - / Friday 29 March 2013 22:18 / Belgium - Sint-niklaas

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 29 March 2013 01:13 / United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML

By notagyno / Friday 29 March 2013 14:19 / Romania - Bucharest