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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2770
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About rsunshine2020 : Hey!!

If your here because something I said sounded stupid....my bad, I'm a true blonde, Move along..

Im an average college student with a part time job. I read fmls because they make me laugh and I hate grammar nazis because they make me feel stupid. And my favorite movie ever is the proposal!
Idk what else to put here but I love meeting and talking to new people so hit me up!
Email: rsunshine2020@gmail.com

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Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36877) - you deserved it (2819)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

#20089025
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32977) - you deserved it (1905)

On 09/26/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ahappypenguin -

Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML

#20087724
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22183) - you deserved it (2256)

On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (3406)

On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

#20080363
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20371) - you deserved it (29834)

On 09/20/2012 at 3:00am - intimacy - by myself - United States (California)

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

#20073639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25682) - you deserved it (2244)

On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

#20072843
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9002) - you deserved it (46876)

On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40653) - you deserved it (2258)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

#20042606
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24804) - you deserved it (12115)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

#20040876
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22246) - you deserved it (10220)

On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML

#20039859
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25121) - you deserved it (7754)

On 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

#19927767
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13927) - you deserved it (25736)

On 07/12/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by hot coffee - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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