About rsunshine2020 : Hey!!
If your here because something I said sounded stupid....my bad, I'm a true blonde, Move along..
Im an average college student with a part time job. I read fmls because they make me laugh and I hate grammar nazis because they make me feel stupid. And my favorite movie ever is the proposal!
Idk what else to put here but I love meeting and talking to new people so hit me up!
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Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
by left4dead / 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
by katier8295 / 10/27/2012 at 8:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Kids
by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by iamsolid / 10/20/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Health
by MIND BLOWING / 10/20/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by puppylove / 10/20/2012 at 3:16am / United States / Animals
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
by AbandonedHouseWife / 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Bug / 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
by WTF / 10/12/2012 at 7:00pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
by habsgurl0622 / 10/08/2012 at 2:57pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
by FML_Elle / 10/06/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
by OhMeGerd / 10/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML
by sketchball / 10/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States / Money
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
by Can you say "bandwagon"? / 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…