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roxxyfoxxy3

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roxxyfoxxy3
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2822
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About roxxyfoxxy3 : Big fan of poetry, and Doctor Who. I come here to feel a bit better about my life.

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roxxyfoxxy3's favorite FMLs

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21476) - you deserved it (6174)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML

#21514013
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16055) - you deserved it (20154)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:04pm - love - by lonely - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

#21512660
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (5022)

On 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm - misc - by AccidentalFlasher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I hate my distant visiting family so much that after work I take a detour and sit in my car on an adjacent street, contemplating reasons not to go home. FML

Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML

#21512319
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19892) - you deserved it (1817)

On 01/06/2016 at 10:38pm - animals - by cat lady - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML

#21511737
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25719) - you deserved it (1735)

On 01/05/2016 at 10:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

#21510935
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (1732)

On 01/03/2016 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, a friend who visited me a week ago with "allergy rashes" told me that it's actually scabies, and she hopes I didn't catch it from her. It takes 2-6 weeks for the symptoms to show and I can't use the medication for it anyway because I'm pregnant. FML

#21510846
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22021) - you deserved it (1339)

On 01/03/2016 at 12:52am - health - by itchyyet - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after trying unsuccessfully for three or so years to have a baby with my wife, my broodiness has gotten so bad that when I saw a couple with their daughter at the bus stop, I briefly had a daydream where I shot them in the head and took their daughter home to raise as my own. FML

#21509677
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23078) - you deserved it (4627)

On 12/31/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by DesperateToBeDad (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was babysitting. As I went to leave the bathroom, someone grabbed the knob and pulled the door shut. I figured it was one of the kids and told them to knock it off. A second later, the grip let off. There was no one there and the kids were still asleep. I don't know what to think. FML

#21508063
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23942) - you deserved it (1643)

On 12/26/2015 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

#21506547
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21285) - you deserved it (1594)

On 12/22/2015 at 11:53am - love - by pabj208 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

#21502374
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23713) - you deserved it (4774)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:12pm - misc - by crushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

#21501271
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (3165)

On 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by Hormones apparently (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

#21497342
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (1929)

On 11/27/2015 at 1:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous - France (Corse)

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

#21496938
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20451) - you deserved it (7045)

On 11/26/2015 at 2:57am - misc - by hating my life - United States



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