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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About roxxyfoxxy3 : I shall defeat all the heartless, rule the dark brotherhood, and fly through space in the TARDIS. c:

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roxxyfoxxy3's favorite FMLs

Today , mah boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together , he was finally about to make me orgasm 4 the frst time by himself. Just as I was reaching mah peak , he orgasmd at the thought of finishing me off and stoppd. FML

#21367801
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41025) - you deserved it (3438)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was at a family gathering with mah boyfriend. Jokingly, mah grandmother swatted mah butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18) - you deserved it (30826)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah son askd for mah help with a personal matter. I was flatterd that he trustd me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turnd out he wantd to use mah locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheatd on her. mega FML

#21285546
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34848) - you deserved it (4968)

On 10/26/2014 at 9:54am - kids - by Bob H. (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into teres an started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, an now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. mega FML

#21285040
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33784) - you deserved it (5415)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to a big job interview . As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face . Other highlight include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervou giggling . The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high . FML

#21285028
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33092) - you deserved it (4267)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Taday I found out wat it's like to drive seven ours ome wit a womano just brutally rejected yur marriage proposal . FML

#21284911
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42665) - you deserved it (3493)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , while reading 1984 on the train , a cute guy around mah age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask fir mah number , he got up , pattd me on the head and said it's so nice that kids mah age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36766) - you deserved it (2973)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I TRIED ROLEPLAYING A TEACER-STUDENT DURING SEX. WE'RE BOT STUDYING TO BE ACTORS, SO WE ENDED UP GOING INTO A REALLY DEEP, EMOTIONAL STORYLINE TAT DIDN'T END IN SEX AT ALL. FML

#21284275
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37607) - you deserved it (10947)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, mah best friend and I, after yeres of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in mah head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

#21284031
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33358) - you deserved it (5486)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I cummd out as bisexual to my friend via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friend textd back, ( k ). FML

Today, ma annoying colleague gasped, wrapped er arms around erself, started sweating and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. Tey accused me of 'setting er off', wen I blurted out, "Sorry, se gets panic attacks". All I did was say te word 'abortion'. mega FML

#21281594
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30324) - you deserved it (5497)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:31am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (53203)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

#21273806
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34596) - you deserved it (3563)

On 10/08/2014 at 9:12pm - kids - by thenegatives - United States (Pennsylvania)



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