About Roxxyfoxxy3
Big fan of poetry, and Doctor Who. I come here to feel a bit better about my life.
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Roxxyfoxxy3's favorite FMLs

Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

By Bob H. - / Sunday 26 October 2014 13:54 / Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 October 2014 03:28 / United States - Salem

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 October 2014 14:10 / United States - Jefferson

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 October 2014 18:44 / United States - Montgomery

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - / Saturday 25 October 2014 18:27 / United States