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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

#15442777
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22044) - you deserved it (62564)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

#15240526
141 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

#15202722
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32421) - you deserved it (4934)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9777) - you deserved it (58012)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

#14853922
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37038) - you deserved it (2568)

On 02/05/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by stinkerweeder (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
94 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

#14596277
85 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30673) - you deserved it (7175)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML

#14552215
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10502) - you deserved it (27555)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML

#14550598
115 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

#14550494
140 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by mad dude -

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
131 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

#14482279
150 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48485) - you deserved it (9810)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33273) - you deserved it (3394)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)



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