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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

#7761
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I agree, your life sucks (8640) - you deserved it (28880)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

#4336
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9675) - you deserved it (32860)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59149) - you deserved it (7824)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13657) - you deserved it (2992)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
65 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4417) - you deserved it (45232)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19216) - you deserved it (12037)

On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32671) - you deserved it (1994)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
45 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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232 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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