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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1965 (49 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ronski : Just a normal bloke, nothing special

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Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (4468)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12082) - you deserved it (55682)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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