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About ronski : Just a normal bloke, nothing special
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014