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Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Annie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 8:55am - intimacy - by notsurprised (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)
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