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rogerover
  • Town/Country : MV, USA
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 122
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Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34233) - you deserved it (4751)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
129 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

#17688076
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19521) - you deserved it (5182)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

#17685496
150 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19749) - you deserved it (6999)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
162 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
205 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33274) - you deserved it (5030)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
205 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (7794)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (7794)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (7794)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
268 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12557) - you deserved it (38902)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States



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