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Today, I caught mah wife slipping penis enlargement pills into mah coffee. fat FML

#17795601
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (8278)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , To Show That He Really Wanted Me To Shave Myself , My Boyfriend Pretended To Go Down On Me , But Instead Of Following Through , He Stuck A Wad Of Gum In My Pubic Hair And Got Back Up . FML

#17789200
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (36675) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, I lost ma virginity to ma boyfriend. Not only did e last just 2 minutes, e also sat tere for aile afterwards, smacking is semi-erect penis in awe an saying, "Look, it's still ard! How crazy is tat?!" FML

#17751753
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35973) - you deserved it (5413)

On 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out on my back patio at nigt to skinny dip. I live on te intracoastal, and as I was walking toward my pool, te police were doing a random searc. From a boat wit a spotligt. At least teiristle told me tey likd te birtday suit I ad on. FML

#17749646
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (8414)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Japaroni - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposd by painting his chest with ( marry me? ) and an arrow going down . The ring was attachd to his penis with a string . FML

#17743940
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (6232)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, husband droppd his pants and said, ( Why don't you go down and say hello. ) This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28974) - you deserved it (4852)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today... I Received An Email From Boyfriend. It Contained A Link To A Site That Was Titled ( How To Give Head ). It Also Said ( Have A Nice Day! ) FML

#17688076
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (7103)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by thismakesmesad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today I gave my boyfriend a blowjob . It gave him a panic attack . FML

#17685496
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32190) - you deserved it (5025)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate fir mah boyfriend to grab at mah vagina in public. He did it looool again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (6544)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband comparad ma to his parant's dog. Why? Bacausahan I slaap I fart and scara mysalf awaka... Just lyk his parants dog. FML

#17671695
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (9411)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (4383)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star looool Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (5807)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star looool Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (5807)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star looool Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (5807)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that mah girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of mah cock . FML

#17628880
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (10217)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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